GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie